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    The Official MMA Roasted Thread

    Alright guys this Thread is for any thing funny you've seen Posted on an MMA Site or any where really.

    This was inspired by the MMA Roasted Twitter Page so i hope you guys enjoy some of these posts

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    I'm totally going to see lethal weapon 20 starring mel gibson and sage northcutt
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    TJ Dillashaw has left Team Alpha Male today. There was a moment of silence during recess.

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    Fedor's opponent is Jaideep Singh. He's 1-0 in MMA and lost 3 Kickboxing fights in a row, or as CM Punk calls him "overqualified"

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    CM Punk is out for another year after he injured his back while ducking everyone.

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    Since the Condom Depot sponsorships went away, Max Holloway has had two more kids @MMARoasted

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    Ben Askren ‏@Benaskren Oct 3

    Did someone tell Gus this was a track meet
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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted 42s42 seconds ago Los Angeles, CA

    Palhares wants a release from the WSOF but ironically the company won't let go.
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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed 16h16 hours ago

    Things are so bad that TJ Dillashaw had to sit in the bride section of the Joseph Benavidez wedding @MMARoasted

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted 22h22 hours ago Los Angeles, CA

    Word is that Joe Warren tested positive for marijuana. His nickname is now "The Highest Man on the Planet" #bellator
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    Word is Matt Barnes punched Derek Fisher in the mouth...so he's landed more significant strikes this yr than Cruz, Pettis and Cain combined

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    Kevin Muehleisen ‏@KevinMuehleisen Oct 8

    @MMARoasted You know you're a mma fan when your girl leaves you for someone else and you ask "how much peanut butter is he giving you?"

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    Bellator just signed everyone involved with the brawl. #PITTvsCHI

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    #TheKing ‏@Izi_Garcia Oct 7

    Ronda Rousey says her fight with Holm will last much longer...

    Oh no, we might have to catch it on Instagram instead of Vine.
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    Chael Sonnen said that "Fedor is overrated." Fedor will responds once he googles "Chael Sonnen"

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    Word is Duane Ludwig tried to charge 250 dollars to attend Joseph Benavidez's wedding.
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    I tried scheduling a meeting with Cyborg, I said be there at 135, she had to check with Tito to see if she could make it. @MMARoasted
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    Travis Browne is now dating Ronda Rousey. This is the closest he will ever get to the Championship.

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    Jon Jones teaching Drivers Ed is a better decision than Ronda dating Travis Browne @MMARoasted

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    So Ronda has now dated Brendan Schaub and now Travis Browne. It looks like Andrei Arlovski is on deck.

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    When news broke Travis Browne was dating Ronda Rousey, Brendan Schaub claimed he lost six figures @MMARoasted

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    Travis Browne told TMZ he is dating Ronda Rousey. Hopefully he's lasting longer than her last 3 opponents.
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    GSP said he's getting the itch to come back and not finish his opponents

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    Stipe Miocic injured, #UFC advised him to pull out ... Same advice they gave Travis Browne on dating Ronda Rousey @MMARoasted @Izi_Garcia

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    @DerekBrunson @MMARoasted The whole playground is buzzing that Dillashaw and Faber are gonna fight after school!! #UFC

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    Cm punk was so happy the Cubs advanced he injured himself again @MMARoasted
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    @MMARoasted With Stipe out I think after a hard weight cut Hendricks might be able to step in against Rothwell!!

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    Stipe Miocic is out of his fight after injuring his head trying to figure out why Ronda is dating Travis Browne.
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