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    Quote Originally Posted by JAX View Post
    And now the Epic battle for the vacated ww title, Fitch vs shields......I'll actually watch this one should be an "interesting" fight.
    Do they both just end up cuddling in the middle of the ring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Rock View Post
    Do they both just end up cuddling in the middle of the ring?
    Probably against the cage i'm thinking, I really am interested to see who the better grappler is, Fitch surprised me with Okami but I think that might have been Okami being weakened by the cut.....I don't see Shields being "Fitched"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAX View Post
    Probably against the cage i'm thinking, I really am interested to see who the better grappler is, Fitch surprised me with Okami but I think that might have been Okami being weakened by the cut.....I don't see Shields being "Fitched"
    Yeah i would favor Jake Shields
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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted 2h2 hours ago Los Angeles, CA

    Daniel Cormier just signed a new 8 fight deal with the UFC. One for each of his chins.

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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed 3h3 hours ago

    Johny Hendricks has agreed to step in against Kelvin Gastelum and not make weight either. @MMARoasted

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted 3h3 hours ago

    Matt Brown is injured. Kelvin Gastelum will now fight Obesity.

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    David Wood ‏@davidwoodweb Nov 1

    My daughter trick or treated dressed as Angela Magana. Came home with a bag full of condoms and penicillin @MMARoasted @DanaUnleashed

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 31 Los Angeles, CA

    Jon Jones just got in big trouble after accidentally handing out nose candy.

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 31 Los Angeles, CA

    Kendall Grove hands out condoms for Halloween since he never uses them.

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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed Oct 31

    For Halloween Yoel Romero won't get off his stool to hand out any candy @MMARoasted

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    Quint Zuhlke ‏@Q702 Oct 31

    @MMARoasted I am going to dress up as a bad tattoo so Rowdy Bec will let me sit on her head

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    Quint Zuhlke ‏@Q702 Oct 31

    @MMARoasted I dressed up as a burger and went to Johny Hendricks house and he chased me down the street. At least he got cardio in.

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    Adam Flanagan ‏@therealflannerz Oct 31

    @MMARoasted I'm going as the Reebok deal to scare 90% of UFC fighters

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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed Oct 31

    Rousimar Palhares was handing out candy to kids, but holding onto it too long @MMARoasted

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    Octagon Sports ‏@Octagon_Sports Oct 31

    @MMARoasted Vitor is pissed because somebody put candy in his bag of needles!!

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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed Oct 31

    For Halloween I'm dressing up as any fighter in the 135 division so Brian Carraway won't answer the door @MMARoasted

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 31 Los Angeles, CA

    CM Punk is dressing up as a UFC Fighter for Halloween.

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 31 Los Angeles, CA

    Joe Rogan just answered the door and told the trick or treaters they didn't have "Elite Costumes"

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    Terry Shillito ‏@TerryShillito Oct 31

    @MMARoasted jon jones hopes passing out candy will count as community service

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 31

    A bunch of Trick or Treaters went to Duane Ludwig's house and he tried to charge them for Peanut Butter.

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 31 Los Angeles, CA

    Khabib just pulled out of Halloween.

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    I had sex with this girl last night who told me "I'm not on the pill... so make sure you Khabib"

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 29 Long Beach, CA

    Khabib has pulled out of his fight against Tony Ferguson. The bear has now officially been banned from AKA.

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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed Oct 29

    For Halloween I am dressing up like a banana peel so I can scare Dominic Cruz @MMARoasted

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted Oct 29

    Big Nog said that he has gone through 22 surgeries...or as Dominick Cruz calls it, "Tuesday"
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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed 3h3 hours ago

    Sage Northcutt's next opponent is Andrew Holbrook. He is already playing mind games with Sage by telling him Santa isn't real @MMARoasted

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    MMA Roasted ‏@MMARoasted 3h3 hours ago

    I'm not saying Johny Hendricks needs to watch his weight, but Santa just sat on his lap.
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    DanaUnleashed ‏@DanaUnleashed 3h3 hours ago

    After Frankie Edgar told Santa what he wanted for Christmas, they gave it to Chad Mendes @MMARoasted

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    Santa asked what Nate Diaz wanted for Christmas, and he said Tim Kennedy's urine sample @MMARoasted

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    Santa asked Nova Uniao but they wanted for Christmas, and they said a winning record with clean urine @MMARoasted

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    Santa asked Conor McGregor what he wanted for Christmas, and he said anything but @FrankieEdgar @MMARoasted
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